Walking with J0sA1Ac (For all levels of education)

*It all started with a little boy, a talkative mischevious boy…
And later his three friends…
A point of time almost the whole school…
And now, back to the three good friends…
This is a story….
A story of friendship…
Their ups…
As well as their downs…
A story of success & failure…
A story that when passed down the future generations…
That’ll know that it was them……..

OsA1A & The Osalians…*

As promised 9 months ago, the 2nd part of this series of post is ready for reading. Decided to write it before i forget all of the small details.

Just a little update on how J0sA1Ac is doing for those that i’ve not seen a nong time. I’m fine, but not better than I was in Fajar Sec. It had been boring for me. I know people have interesting stories or maybe you have good experiences with post-secondary school life. But for me it sucks. And I’m not gonna elaborate on that, maybe on other posts.

Alright, let’s continue on the main purpose of this post

Osalians For Dummies™:
It all started when we were sec. 3 (2004) when Junwei A.K.A Sexy Boss wore PE shorts too short for a guy, exposing his hairy legs. Mingwei and Nigel then kept disturbing Junwei. And soon gave him the nickname Sexy Boss. And from then on, people identified him as that. And then as the school term flew, as all of us were more familiar with each other, Mingwei, Nigel, Jiquan and Junwei formed the Sexy Gang. They tried to recruit 0sA1A (not J0sA1Ac yet) to Sexy Gang, but i refuse the offer but i agreed to have an alliance with the Sexy Gang. Not nong after that, Sexy Gang disbanded to form the new Osalians. Not sure about when exactly, but a rough date would be April 2004. The Osalians had common interest: Basketball. That was all it needed for us to bond….

"I just know that although i’m forgetful, forgetting you was never an option." From Part one: 0sA1A, His Fortress (2002-2005).

Sad but true, this statement i made has been compromised. Forgotten…….

"i sat beside
a guy that was going to be one of my best buddies, Mr Abdul Malek" From Part two: 0sA1A, His Fortress (2002-2005)

It’s never changed since then Malek, sama sama, still my best buddy & memory till now. I still remember the last evidence i gave that u’re a good friend, the brotherly hug during prom.

"and leonard, dun act stupid in your exams…lolz…" From Chapter Closed

Until now, your act-stupid statements during maths tuition still play in my mind and make me laugh like mad.

"bringing toys into the class? slping in class? playing graviton?" From The Osalian Story - A boy & his three good friends (Part 1)

Things i miss ever since i stepped into boring SP.

Mr J0sA1Ac Cheong A.K.A Joel
00:17 20/10/06

*It all started with a little boy, a talkative mischevious boy…
And later his three friends…
A point of time almost the whole school…
And now, back to the three good friends…
This is a story….
A story of friendship…
Their ups…
As well as their downs…
A story of success & failure…
A story that when passed down the future generations…
That’ll know that it was them……..

OsA1A & The Osalians…*

In this post, i’ll try to talk about what happened in this period of time. Maybe the best of my sec sch days…

And this was how it started……………

A few days passed my secondary 3 life, and I’ve made some friends, new friends, apart from the ones hu followed mi from sec 2….One of the first new friends were Sexy Boss, Mr Ng Jun Wei….Junwei is a boy, a boy with endless comments, a boy who expressed his emotions freely, a boy who knew right and wrong and nv dared to screw rules…Obedient and finally a guy who knows his kitchen well…And he also surprised me by singing songs so familiar to me…He’s the perfect jukebox for ur home….And he became my good friend and also a part of this story…I was nominated to be the OHP rep…and thinking abt it now…it was realli coincidental to have me Mr Lee Ming Wei, Mr Nigel Lian Khoon Guan, Mr Ng Junwei and me Mr. Joel Cheong Kai Xin all nominated….but ultimately oni mi and Junwei got selected….lolz…I remembered seeing Mingwei and Nigel fooling ard when we were asked to step out of the class…lolz…obviously they were good friends from the beginning…I oni got to know Mingwei when Sexy Boss was one day fooling around gathering at his table…aso forgot for wad liaoz…from then on…Mingwei started fooling ard…lolz…greeting me with the universal indicator…the middle finger….lolz…den after that we laughed for nth…lolz..to others mayb u may be thinking that we’re cr4zy or wad…but this was how we communicated…the middle finger may end up parties gettin hurt for others…but not for the osalians…lolz…or mayb the whole of 4e1 (2005). We either start pointing back if not u’ll do other funny stuff…And from there i got to know MIddle Finger Ming more…lolz…Nigel? I’m not sure too…I guess we started fooling ard when we found out we aren’t good in chinese…lolz…or mayb we just joined in the fun when Mingwei and Sexy was there….Mr Lee Mingwei although may be vulgar in some ways….but dun worry….90% of the time he doesnt mean it…its just for the fun of it…overall he another good friend of mine, and the thinnest among the four of us…A rich boy who is the owner of loads of shoes…and a good friend who fooled ard with me during most of sec 3 days…lolz…He taught me the idea of layering my hair too…lolz…He done just so much to complete dis chapter….bringing toys into the class? slping in class? playing graviton? i’ll elaborate all these events later….And now Nigel….the last guy….at first i thought this is a quiet guy….but soon after the first term….he went all cr4zy….making all the funny sounds and actions…lolz…filling our class atmosphere with excitement….as Mingwei always says…Excitement fills the air…He’s a guy who is decisive…and is not a follower…60% of the time…good english and creativity…and always cr4zy abt girls…lolz…

In this first part of "The Osalian Story - A boy & his three good friends", I’ve just introduced the main characters of this story…In the next maybe i’ll write about how the osalians came about….for the noobs…lolz…

And this was how it started……………

Mr J0sA1Ac Cheong A.K.A Joel
20:28 30/1/06

It all started with a little boy, a talkative mischevious boy…
And later his three friends…
A point of time almost the whole school…
And now, back to the three good friends…
This is a story….
A story of friendship…
Their ups…
As well as their downs…
A story of success & failure…
A story that when passed down the future generations…
That’ll know that it was them……..

OsA1A & The Osalians…

Coming Soon @ J0sA1Ac’s friendster blog…
The Osalian Story - A boy and his three good friends

Lolz…I guess u guys must be thinking wad took me so long to write part 4…1st reason: I’m a busy man…lolz…2nd reason: I’m lazy…3rd reason: I written once halfway when the computer went bonkers and auto-restarted…4th reason: Sec 4’s really hard to write, cuz i liked nth much about this year…all those TYS and crap…zZz…but its alright, they’re history…lolz…

Sec 4:
Hey hey hey…tuition teachers and school teachers all started countdown-ing to the coming o levels…goodness…so irritating, when in class i was thinking of what to do when i get home, they filled me with the thoughts of studying and books and past year papers…c’mon man, why not give us a break…relag la…gun chiong spider…lolz…Last time i used to play bball lyk almost everyday, but now, once a week…lolz…On normal school days (Mon-Fri) when u thought u could go home at 2.15 or friday-12.15, your friends and teachers will say, " Today got CSP". Den i’ll go "Alamak! Ape sia?" Lolz…CSP CSP CSP…CSP will start at 2.45 and we’ll b dismissed at 2.15 to get some food b4 we continued our long day…30mins? First few days of CSP we took our time and found out that we’ll surely be late…lolz…So, after the few days, we learned our lesson…The rest of the times we ran to 163 to makan…lolz..Reason 1: So that we can snatch seats. Reason 2: So that we can take our orders quickly…lolz…Usually in our gang were: Mingwei, Roy, Gin Loen, Sexy Boss, Mr On Task, Mr Fajar, Jerry A.K.A Mary A.K.A Gary A.K.A Guniang A.K.A Gray A.K.A Gay…lolz…Oh ya…smth interesting at last…major issue….My famous "Hair Story"…lolz…Hair Problems had always been a problem since sec 3…Before that, I didnt even cared about my hair…didnt comb didnt bothered at all…lolz…my mum and auntie had to always ask me to comb my hair…but i still didnt combed…duno why go to sec 3 suddenly lolz…lolz…Until now i duno how to address her Ms? Mdm? I just know she’s Nancy Lim…she went crazy over me…lolz…(dun get the wrong idea). It was like a cat and mouse game…lolz…she was dying to catch me so that i’ll cut my hair while i hid in the library during recess…lolz…

Mayb that’s all for now…this was really a short year…lolz…mayb i’ve come to the end of my long summary…this is the last part, maybe…till we meet again…i’m J0sA1Ac, thanks for watching…lolz…

Sorry guys, for those who have gone mad reading my summary
of my life’s journey in fajar secondary school. Sorry if I’ve left out any
important events in my summary, cuz I write this all on the spot, no planning
was done. You guys are free to tell me ur comments on this long series of posts…Thanks guys

-Sec 3

A very exciting year this was. I had a new set of friends,
all the new faces of different personalities. Rafiqah, Xing Ying, Carrine,
Dunfu, Gin Loen & Ka Wai continued to join me for another 2 more yrs…To all
of you, the 4 yrs classmates, other than thanking you, I wanna still thank you guys. Hey hey, Dunfu
u lol sia…from sec 3 lend my mayday disk until now aso haven return…lolz… U
happen to see this please contact me, I would want it but if both of us forgot
then take it as a memorabilia of friendship and that dumb challenge during sec
2. Lolz…Weiquan and Sexy Boss were the first people I’ve come to make friends
with…We called Sexy Boss just because his pe shorts was freaking short and
sexy…lolz…tts lame but its all part of the fun ain’t it? Lolz…Always in class
open singing concert. And there’s this idiot who confiscated my golddust deck
during sec 2, and I wanted to flush his face right down the toilet bowl, his
name is Gary A.K.A Mary A.K.A Jerry. Gary was known to be very obedient to his parents. He would always call back to ask
if anything was to be bought, and always tells his late mum of when he’s going
home. Hey Gary,
trust me, u’re gonna be some kinda good father and husband. Gary’s a man of his word, and is always on
task, only when it comes to enjoying, he doesn’t have much suggestions. Relag
la Gary, must
learn to play. And another friend, the world’s smartest guy I always call
him…But of course he isn’t but at least he’s good in his studies…Mr Roy that
is, famous for his SPs (Stupid Problems) and his dad’s wealth. Roy, for u, I hope u paid your debts to lei
gong, if not your future ain’t gonna be good, that’s all he told me. Lolz…and
remember to pay your rents to Sexy on time, people need to eat meepok one. Didn’t
really get to talk to this guy in the beginning of sec 3, not sure why, maybe
cause no common topic. Can’t possibly talk to this guy about basketball or com
games wad…lolz…Roy
all the best, make sure u dun get into serious trouble with SPs again.
Woohoo…let’s now talk about people with some serious problem with people’s skin
colour. Mingwei the colourist…At first I thought he was some kind of smart tall
guy with good manners, but I was totally wrong. Still can remember he greeted
me using that middle finger. Lolz…Then last time felt pai sei thought he
scolding me. But now, its normal. Sat a lot beside him during sec 3, and both
of us were just slacking, singing, playing graviton…lolz…Thanks Mingwei, you’ve
given me the most memories during upper secondary. Lolz…still can remember we
played graviton and minigolf during Mr Lim (physics teacher) and Mrs Stevens
class den got one time I kana caught by Mr Lim. Lolz…From there, we studied
physics liao…And ya, our “In the end” remix. Lolz…Den sing westlife song keep
repeating then no end. Lolz..So darn funny. Mingwei also said jokes that are
darn funny not the joke actually, it’s the tone he says it in. Mingwei still
remember the “green ping pong ball” and the “Why Buddha earlobes so long” joke?
Lolz…Good in basketball sia, not because of his height, but he’s just so
skilful…Let’s talk about sexy boss now. Founder of the Sexy Gang…Lolz…Singing
King…known for his China
man stun and butt attack. Gin Loen had lots of his girl problem this year..lolz…came
my house to study physics for one whole night and gave up after that.
Lolz…There’s this friend of Mingwei, his name was Nigel. Nigel was a guy who
looks normal but he isn’t…Lolz…there was this day he went mad and told me
Tuesday is crazy day. He went really crazy, he acted as if he was holding a
electric guitar and went jumping ard shawna’s(malek tone) lab making guitar
sounds. Lolz…and from that day onwards, everyday was his crazy day. Started the
“woohoo” campaign with Zhihao…Lolz…Zhihao, “on task ar…omg!” (zh’s tone). Lolz…when
I say this to him he’ll definitely reply with that funny face of his, “Of cuz!”
This boy even had a talktime topic of “Is speed everything?” Lolz sia…It all
started with that keychain in his pencil box. Yea man, time for some Mr. Fajar
man. Jiquan never talk to him you’ll think he very cool but actually there’s
that monster within him. Now looking at sec 3 class photo, and found out that
he made improvements in his hairstyle now. Haoyih, John & Dunfu are the
trio that are never separable…always together…That I’ll remember for sure.
Haoyih, talk with teachers also will like friend…lolz…damn funi sia…I guess you
guys may be sleeping already…lolz…hold it there…Jayne, birdie…how’s life man…she
lives 7 blocks away from me, then always ask me alight at segar station one but
I always say I alighting at Fajar …Lolz…joker bird…this bird mutated one, study
so power…got history with mingwei huh? Lolz…Still can remember play basketball
Mingwei always suddenly duno disappear until where liaoz…actually is go see
Jayne…Rafiqah…You’ll be the last person I’ll describe cause I’m feeling queasy
liaoz…too long liaoz….Rafiqah A.K.A Super-raf…our chairperson, damn
power…Always for no reason say hello with that hand waving…sista, so fast 4
yrs liaoz…den sometimes mad, talk in one very funny language that is
@#!$###@!%#…lolz…

This year was great, meet new friends, kept in touch with
the old and woohoo…full of basketball…oh ya, and on that year’s 14 Feb, I said
those words on the phone…and yea, the result was obvious…but its alright…smile
and all would be over…a bright sky comes after a heavy rain…Love is patient and
patience is my virtue…And yea, remember the times guys? The times where we
mixed up all the food in kopitiam…Argh!!…lolz…Gin Loen broke his wrist during
the class outing at east coast. How about the stay at roy’s big house…And yea, that bell thing…It
all had been a joy knowing you guys, and I hoped I never had to write this post
to relive the moments…

Special Thanks for the year of 2004 (sec 3): Mingwei, Sexy,
Nigel, Rafiqah, Gin Loen, Gary Tan, Roy, Wei Quan, Liwen, Jayne, Orc, Virus,
Spamming targets once again…actually the whole of class 3e1, oh ya, shi ming,
the china girl who left us the end of last year…And JIHAD – John, Haoyih,
Dunfu….lolz…Miss Phang, Mrs Teo, Ms Sheila, Mr Chew, Mr Lim (physics teacher),
Ms Resma, Ms Lee (Good morning class! *chills run down my spine*), Ms Nora, Black Forest, Mdm Kum, Mr Ng (4-min warning)…

Mr. J0sA1Ac Cheong A.K.A Joel
Last Updated on 29/11/05
4.55pm

Good morning again…how’s life? Lemme continue on part
one…

 I’d think i’ve never in any point regretted getting into
this school, cause its near my house, the pple are great here…

 -Sec 1
Woohoo….excited
man, cuz its time to make new friends and have fun…I knew something for sure
, that few or even not a single person from my pri sch would enter this
assigned sec sch of mine. Simply because Lianhua Primary and Fajar Sec’s quite
a distance away from each other. I was right, only Junjie was there…And i
wasn’t that close to him…from that day on i knew that social skills was what
i needed…first impressions do really count so yea…i behaved myself the
first few days…we were told the sit in our register numbers, and i sat beside
a guy that was going to be one of my best buddies, Mr Abdul Malek…lolz…i’ve
forgotten our conversations but i still rmb we used the yellow circle in the netball court to remind us where we sat…he spoke like a matured man, at
least for sec 1, the first impressions this guy gave me…simple man, nice guy,
happy-go-lucky…he’s just so good to befriend…den there was this other guy i
talked to, sree ganesh, who is currently a private candidate? all the best
brudder…one tamil one malay and now a chinese, clifford…lolz…this i
remember how i started the conversation with him…lolz…the weather was hot
and we were lining up in the netball court and he said, "Wah, weather so
hot!" And i said, " Ya, we’re gonna be roasted chickens soon".
That was all it required to build a friendship…the first day and i made
friends of 3 races…lolz…And yeah, not to forget that jokers, seetoh and
ivan zhuang…lolz…beginning of sec 1 they were lyk close
friends…lolz…ivan zhuang amazed me with his "the mummy" move and
the starting of the spinning book crap…lolz…and seetoh frightened me in the
beginning actually, so fierce and vulgar…lolz…and that naughty jay…always
getting on the nerves of teachers..lolz……den got kai sen and kawai later den come cuz they transfer…still remember i that time in home ed. lesson so bad…kawai say hi, i say hi ur head…lolz…den always talked about ps games with gin loen, went to his hse to play ff9, those were the times i skipped tuition lessons… sec 1 was just so fun…fun until the
extend that i anticipated every day and hated weekends…lolz…you guys were
great…and although we may not have a chance to talk to each other lyk we’ve
talked during this period of time…woah…i cherish those moments brudders and
sistas…

-Sec 2
woohoo…with all the same pple in the class it’ll be
great…but a little switch on the teachers teaching us…i was little less
talkative this year…not sure why…mayb the teachers more
fierce….lolz…this year sat most of the time with malek…lol…thinking of
it…he’s so funny…lolz…he can make u laugh w/o cracking a joke
man…sometimes for no reason he’ll just sing "mee goreng, nasi
lemak" lolz…den in class we’ll make up stories about kenny…lolz…darn
funny man…hey guys wan a real joker and friend find him man…hey malek, mayb
u didnt win the Mr. Fajar award, but if got mr niceguy award u deserve it
man…Had lots of memories with him man…played generals and cs at ten mile’s
lan shop sometimes with farid…lolz…taught me malay…wow…lolz…although
the past two years we didnt talk much…i’ll rate u my best friend in fajar and
mayb throughout my 16 yrs of living…This year my passion for basketball
really exploded too but i know i’m never born for this. This period of time was
also the cs season…everyone ran to plaza after school just to get a place and
i was involved in that once too…lolz…yup, just called clifford to
confirm…the shop’s name was cybercombat…lolz..with the cs craze, a unique
cs nick was created: 0sA1A tH3 gR3@+ if i’m not wrong, forgot how i wrote it
liaoz…2yrs ago…lolz…the 2nd half of the year was just full of
nonsense…but its alright….and i’ve learned to respect people’s ideas and
choices…sec 2 streaming liaoz, so just take first choice e1 lorz…lucky my
maths and science ok den 77 aso can go e1…

 For these 2 yrs, life had been relaxed, i managed to get the
easy way out…nt doing homework everytime and all that. That was part of me
since primary school, lolz…Life had been perfecto & extraordinarre…To
1e3(2001) & 2e3 (2002), no matter what had happened u’ve still contributed
to my success…the joy u guys had given me…A big thank you! All the wwe card
players, lanshop players, uncle ben, auntie ben, former classmates, the chicken
rice uncle who’s selling ice cream now…thanks…Eh zhuang! Eat your mother
father hotdog chicken wing….

Lolz…And of cuz u, the very special one…

Mr.J0sA1Ac Cheong A.K.A Joel

Introduction
Good morning everyone, whether you’re a person who knows my every move, a person who likes/dislikes me, a person who is yet to know me, or a person who is everything to me…This post is more or less my description of this wonderful part of my life’s journey: Fajar Secondary School.

XxCautionxX : Long post, but i hope its meaningful, at least for fajarians…lolz…

Before I start with this long summary of this 4 years in Fajar, I wanna thank all the people involved in this chapter of my life. My friends, my family, my teachers, my boss-principle and definitely myself(LOL!) for making this story of mine completed. Thanks man…my greatest gratitude to u guys…Realli thank you…I wanna thank some pple specially: my friends, malek, jiquan, clifford, seetoh (not his name), kai sen, bok zhi kai, duncan, the ivans, ivan lim and zhuang, melvin, desmond, rafiqah, dunfu, hao yih, john, gin loen, conroy, roy, garys, gary tan and ng, sexy, mingwei, nigel, yee seng, weijie, ritchie, nagarajan, hong sheng, xing ying (monkey-land), ruixia (prawn-sea), jayne (bird-air) and of cuz tt particular person that i always belived it was worth the waiting (99995559). My teachers- ms Shawna, Black forest, Mr Koh(for teaching me coleslaw) , Ms Phang (for punking around), Mr Ling, Mr Ng, Mr Ong, Ms Tan, Ms Sheila, Miss Shafiah and the porridge man, Mr Lim. My official spamming targets for tolerating so much crap : Keys and shi yi lou.

Let’s first talk about prom night yesterday…yup…the dinner and all that was good, but that night as well as it is enjoyed, many doubts questioned my emotions. I’ve came to realisation that all these would stop sooner or later. I knew that if i’d never get things right soon, I’ll regret, big time. The dinner, not bad but i think there were many leftovers…lolz…saw all the different faces of the same people. Suave guys, and the beauties: Sexy boss not very sexy without his pe shorts and gin loen dun luk lyk a science freak and the air, sea and land divisions(excuse me if u duno what i mean) looked all different. And I looked maybe lots older. Jq y ar? I where got look like boss anihow say. One boss one bouncer, age realli is catching up…woohoo…its great man…i feel good today…although only sleeping for 4 hrs…slept at 6 cuz cant slp…done some soul-searching, i just wanted a possible reason of why must i always see that black face…Am i that monterous? That black face really triggered my anxiety. It made me think so very hard but…I duno…I just know that although i’m forgetful, forgetting you was never an option. That night was really the longest night…Guys, hold on a sec, bring me those tissues, kenny care to do the honours? lolz…

This year, I told myself that life would be fast, very fast, so buckle up. Getting very tired day by day, that o level homework piled lyk kueh lapis. as o lvls drew closer, i put on weight. Cuz boredom was too extreme, that i ate just too much.

I’ll continue on this other time, just rmb the Kellogg Frosties Slogan: Eat Right, Work Hard, Be a tiger. My friends really love u guys, it has been a pleasure to meet u guys, no matter how much we talk…Byez, take care, have fun…Thanks for the memories

Mr.J0sA1Ac
25 Nov 2005
Ended post at 10.25pm

Now all my days in my classroom are more or less done…on that day, i left my class but i took the memories along…well that was just a class that had a history of two years…(Btw guys…my inspiration ain’t coming out good hope ya dun mind my language today…) just two years but many memories…many people, many teachers, many good, many bad, many friends, much time spent, much sweat, but well i’ll leave this chapter after the exams, where i’ll further expand this chapter about my class and the things in it.

But for now, lemme go into a part of my life tt i’ve spent mayb more time than in my classes 1e3,2e3,3e1,4e1…my tuition centres…yeap…i’ve spent donkey years man…just chinese 5 years, just mathematics 6 years and most time spent, edukids centre for 7 years…all those time…i’ve been waiting to get out of tt place…woah…all those time…omg…no misses man…i’m veri pleased, veri happy to leave my tuition centres…woohoo…the only part is the food there…the things jurong east had to offer…lolz…it’s nt tt the teachers ain’t good but its just that the feeling ain’t even good to be in a tuition centre…ho man…i feel good man…more good things are just gonna follow these few weeks…woo…i juz love the feeling quitting tuition…8 hrs in a week freed…great man…but this few years of tuition was better with mr lee and mr goh…well for english tuition mr lee was far more better den mdm chai or mdm chua…omg…tt was realli torturous…those were mad…those 2 yrs…mdm zhou for chinese tuition was aso good…realli enjoyed…but mr goh’s tuition was more meaningful…oh yea…how about miss angie n-g…? omg…tts great…5 yrs man…those 5 yrs was alright…pri 5 and 6 with mr john…my pri 6 results was atrocious btw…my maths was bad…bad until even order of operation (bodmas rule) duno…lolz…used to hate algebra in pri sch…but now hey…i love factorization…gimme those marks…lolz…those 5 yrs with miss angie were endurance lessons…i kept dozing off in class…lolz….couldnt hlp it…my eyes just shut…lolz…but most of all my maths success is behind this teacher…lolz…thanks alot…although i’m a mute in your class…lolz…oh ya talking about mute…i’m a mute in all my tuition classes…mayb oni in mr lee’s class…my tuitionmates are all mutes too…lolz…we dun talk…lolz…although little memories in tuition centres, but i’ll surely rmb that place…mayb more than my classroom…thanks man…all these years, mr john, mr low (extra lessons), mr ang (mathemagic), mr peh (extra lesson & mathemagic), mdm ong (for allowing mi to stay in your class for one lesson when i came for the wrong class, sec 1?), the indian relief teacher (who relieved miss angie for 1 lesson), maths clinic teachers (only went twice but thanks), my just mathematics classmates (esp. muthusamy-pri5,6 sec 2, reuben seah - pri 5,6 sec 1,2,3,4 gregory - pri5,6 sec2,  jac hung -  pri 5,6 sec  1,2,3,4 , yeo wen cong - pri 5,6 sec1,2,3,4 {u’re the man}, the sji guy leonard yong - sec 3,4, lai gin loen-sec 2, clifford foo - sec 2) yup my special thanks to yeo wen cong for being my only fren during the sec 3 and 4 classes…0salian legend…although we’ve nv talked much…but thanks…i’ll rmb ur freehand curve drawing stuns with non-mechanical pencil…u’re just so l33t…lolz…miss angie too for these 5 long yrs pri6-sec4…

Just chinese….my special thanks to mdm zhou for teaching mi for pri 6 - sec 2, kah shing, rayner, wen cong again, reuben again, micheal ryan, forgot wad’s ur name but the punjabi in a chinese tuition class who always brought crappy prank calls, joel ong for the later years, nigel toh, joel lim’s stead and fren…ms lee for teaching mi from sec2 to midyr of sec2…and the duster bu jian teacher…lolz…oh crap…this is more fun den school..lolz…mr goh for sec 3-4…thanks man…mrgoh’s real good in china map drawing/ history…nice guy…great teacher…nt much legends here…mayb wen cong again…lolz…but there’s something i left in tt tuition classroom…a grafitti of someone’s name…lolz…a secret only i noe…and it’ll b there as long as no one takes the table away…lolz…and ya…i must thank all the clerks for informing my mum tt i didnt attend classes…lolz…

Edukids tuition centre- mdm chai for teaching mi for pri 4-sec1…all those boring materials…lolz…i’ve had no frenz in tt tuition centre until weiliang came along my journey..lolz…a big part to the tuition legacy…we even ate kfc together after tuition…lolz…all those memories…lolz..but he quit a few lessons after mr lee came and lalitha…lolz…fruitcake…lolz…mr lee for teaching mi from sec 2-4…thanks…

Again i wanna thank wen cong…lolz…a realli great part of my tuition legacy…jurong became my 3rd home…lolz…but now i leave that place with great fulfillment…rmb guys who dun know jurong east well…try the million fishballs and duck rice xin kee i tin…go checkit out…its nice…thanks tuitionmates…all the best…and leonard, dun act stupid in your exams…lolz…

Yea man…u guys feel it…? i’m feeling it realli near alright…give it 4 more weeks…there u go…there i go…there in that place…our hands write wad happens next…there, we’re lyk authors writting our own books, our very own…there, our final moments with fajar secondary school are spent…there, we once stepped in as lost aliens 4 yrs ago…

Here in this post…my concerns are that final days in fajar…those papers i’ll be taking…it’ll all be exciting…All the best my friends, schoolmates and aso markers…get ready to mark my papers…get plenty of rest and water…don’t let mi down…lolz…mark my papers lyk it were yours…lolz…To u graduating pple of fajar sec…all the best….eat your vitamins and say your prayers and rmb to end it with an amen…

Goodbye my friends…
J0sA1Ac A.K.A Cheong K.X Joel

Another week has passed…and this week is great just lyk the others…but my afro dreams are dashed…oh ya…after this week…to mi, mooncakes are laxatives…and i was juz feeling terrible with that diarrhoea…imagine, sitting for prelims with diarrhoea…argh!! no mooncakes…prelims over…guys, *its time for celebration* lolz…juz jokin…relag but dun let it all out…prelims are ok…to me better than mock definitely. cuz i studied…woohoo…expecting a …hmmz…lets say : L1R4: 16…yup…mayb tt’s the small peanut in the world to u but ya…fer mi its the biggest bomb…bigger than the fat guy that landed in hiroshima and nagasaki…no doubt…well, let’s talk about the haircut i got this week…all becuz of mooncakes again…haircut was definitely nt intentional…i didnt want it…they wanted mi to cut it again…crap…on wed, mr ling, ms phang, ms nora, mr ng all were saying : Joel, ur hair is long….Mr Ng was like: Joel, u’re the boy with the longest hair in fajar i’ve ever seen u know…wanna join a boy band izzit? so ya…to save the trouble…i cut it short, destroying the hopes of my afro hairstyle…but hey…let’s talk about my achievements…i’ve got my $1000 hard cash at home now…woohoo…my greatest efforts…after much determination of the $5 per day scheme….$1024 man…its juz the greatest joy…i’m juz lyk a happy jumping corn ready to get pop-ed to become popcorn….how about that…clap fer mi man…yeah…tts the way…get some peanuts and start cracking…lots of studying to go….let’s mug for more mug(root beer)…lolz…lame…k man…let’s work hard man…cuz good things always come after hardwork…juz lyk peeling a banana before eating it…and ya…bball after 1 week….juz feels great…although w/o jw, brother bear and gang were there…return of da bear…my skills arent deproving after all….yea…working towards larry….yup…o’s are coming…i know…BUT…they’re aso ending soon….lolz…but let’s all peel bananas first…yea…byez…tts all the crap i’ve got…